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NUFC.com on the Telly !

Our contribution to ITV Teletext... first appeared on Weds 29.11.00

The recent strains of dissenting Gallic voices seems to have provoked more than just the odd feeling of deja vu. So, here we proudly present Les Miserables:

Goma - scored against the Smoggies, looked good and then it's bon voyage

Dumas - swept up superbly at Highbury and then announces he's homesick

Charvet - penalty-giver extraordinaire

Domi - best kept away from the trenches

Guivarc'h - World Cup winner allegedly

Perez - libel laws prevent us saying too much about this disgrace

Saha - showed promise but preferred to join compatriot at Harrods FC

Terrier - lacked bite, came from Metz but looked like he'd been drinking it

Ginola - l'enfant terrible. Should have been a legend. Ego the size of his grand nez held him back. Nice hair....

Niall Mackenzie


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