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Season 2010-11
mackems (h) Premier League



In association with NUFC.com


Date:
Sunday 31st October 2010, 1.30pm. Live on SkySports

Venue:
 St. James' Park

Conditions: 
Wondrous




 

Newcastle United

mackems

5 - 1

Teams

Goals

26 mins The breakthrough came courtesy of a superb overhead finish from Kevin Nolan at the Gallowgate End after Joey Barton's corner had been nodded back down by Mike Williamson, who rose above a crowd of players towards the far post that included messrs Carroll and Ameobi.

Nolan netted from just inside the six yard box with an effort to rival Dimitar Berbatov's celebrated goal earlier in the season for Manchester United. Newcastle's goal celebration consisted of the most almighty pile-on featuring a Magpie mound of ten players, on the mackem goal line. 1-0

34 mins Jonas Gutierrez strode towards the left hand side of the mackem box before swapping passes with Nolan. Taking the return ball, Jonas tried a shot that ricocheted off a defender's boot, the ball falling nicely for Andy Carroll. He acrobatically volleyed the ball across the box and it landed in front of the unmarked Kevin Nolan, who chested it down and guided a right-footed shot beyond Mignolet from eight yards.  

Don't underestimate the role Shola Ameobi played in this goal: offside but inactive when Carroll's volley bounced in front of him, he did just enough to baulk Michael Turner and leave Nolan with the clear chance to shoot. Think of it as a rather more subtle version of the Bendtner/Williamson coming together at the same end of the ground five days earlier. 2-0

45+3 mins From delight to wonderment, as Gutierrez hared into the box again only to be pushed over and kicked in the same movement by Onuoha. Initial suspicions that the United man had tumbled over a blade of grass were assuaged by TV replays clearing showing contact. With his captain on a hat trick and looking pleadingly at him, Shola Ameobi spotted the ball and sent a clean, low right-footed penalty to Mignolet's right and made the side netting bulge. 3-0

Half time: Magpies 3 mackems 0

70 mins Newcastle pushed down the right flank, with Joey Barton feeding the ball forward to the overlapping Danny Simpson, who curled a right footed cross round Turner from just outside the box. It was met at the far post by Andy Carroll, who leapt above two defenders to crash a header off the crossbar. The rebound dropped in the box just about level with the penalty spot and bounced once before Shola Ameobi beat a retreating defender to power home a rasping right-foot volley from crotch height. What a bloody goal. 4-0

75 mins Previous derby hat trick hero Peter Beardsley watched from the stands as Joey Barton's outswinger from firebomb corner was met by Ameobi in front of the near post, on the corner of the six yard box. His strong header on fell perfectly for the unmarked Kevin Nolan to nod home. Cue a third successive "chicken dance" celebration, this time running towards the touchline cameraman. Hat trick or treat! 5-0

90 mins
Jordan Henderson's flag kick was swung over from the South West corner and when Gyan headed it goalwards, Darren Bent stole in ahead of the advancing Tim Krul and knocked the ball into the net.  5-1

Full time: Magpies 5 mackems 1

We Said

United Manager Chris Hughton said:

"It's difficult to pick out one player on a day which was very special for the team. It would have been special for the back four and keeper to come away with a clean sheet but Sunderland are a handful up front and we defended well.

"The crowd chanting is a nice feeling - they're a fantastic crowd. Anybody who hasn't been to St James' before now, knows what it's like now. It means a lot. The most important thing is we have a quality group of lads, the best feeling is to see them doing well.

"When you see the stadium and the support we have, and the reaction from them, that is what it is all about. It is three points, against our local rivals and we have not had a derby for a couple of years. It was a wonderful team performance and some outstanding individual performances.

"They
(Newcastle players) are a spirited group. It will take us so far, and quality will take us the rest. It has been a good day, a tough week, but a tough day.

"This is a massive game around these parts. Kevin's hat -trick is special. He was immense. To get three from a midfield position, a deeper role is outstanding. He is a big player. He is part of a team."

On his contractual situation:

"All of those decisions on the timing of the contract talk will be by the club. On a day like this all those things go out of the window. I will enjoy today with the players and the supporters.

"My remit is to do my best job. I am proud of players who made a difficult game comfortable. After the first goal they made a decision they wanted more and the pressed and pressed and we had some really good performances.

"My remit is to do the best job I can. I am incredibly proud of this group of players. The supporters liked what they saw and what they saw was a committed team take the game by the scruff of the neck.

"My position is no different this week to what it was last week and the week before. I'm very proud to be manager of this football club and endeavouring to get the best results possible."

On his search for a new assistant:

"At this moment it is my decision on who comes in as my No 2 and all I am doing is making sure that I do the correct homework that I need to do. It is something that I want to do as soon as possible but I also need to bring in the right person. That will be my decision.

Kevin Nolan commented:

"We have worked so hard this week and it has paid off, it is unbelievable. To score a hat-trick will live with me for ever. I am delighted for the fans and for Chris. He deserves it after what he has been through this week.

"In the majority of games we have not got what we have deserved but we feel we have made progress under Chris. He has been fantastic and hope we can keep believing, everyone stays on side and the fans understand what we are all about and we go in the right direction. 

"We have made progress under Chris. Chris is a fantastic man, a gentleman who gets his point across believe me he is a manager, I have played for a lot of managers and he is good one.

"I am delighted he made me captain and hopefully I can repay his faith in me. But you could see how much victory meant to all us and shut people up who are saying stupid stuff.

"To get three goals is really special - it's not really sunk in and probably won't for couple of days. We were fantastic and executed the plan to perfection.

"In derby games you know it is going to be tough for 20 minutes the first goal settled us down and we were delighted with the way we did control it and hopefully we can go on from this.

"You could see by celebrations among all the lads we were all delighted. The fans will enjoy it and I hope they do because we want to show them the faith they have given us and re-pay them."

Shola Ameobi added:

"We understand that we need to keep on winning to help Chris retain his job As players we knew the importance of us winning that game and what it does for the fans, the city, the club and the management. 

"All the stuff that has been going on around Chris is nonsense. It shouldn't even be being spoken about but, as players, we proved how much we are behind him with that victory. After all the speculation over Chris, that was for him.

"It was a great feeling again to score another brace against Sunderland – it just seems like every time I play against them I score and long may it continue!

"We don't want to be going again not winning a game at home. We knew the importance of it against Sunderland - this can galvanise our season at home.

"We showed every bit of effort, every bit of quality as well, which was pleasing. In derby games, sometimes there is no quality in there, but we really showed what we are about and it was just a fantastic day for us all round."

They Said

Rabble rouser Steve Bruce commented:

"It is difficult, very, very difficult and it will take some repairing. 

"All I can do is apologise when you get beaten as badly as that, here of all places, will take a lot of recovering from. As manager I take full responsibility. It is difficult to take and everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong, from red cards to mistakes.

"It is very, very painful. We have all had beatings before but how you recover is what makes you what you are. We can talk about tactics until we're blue in the face. I have been saying all week that we must handle the occasion but from the off, we didn't and we got blown away by a far superior team on the day.

"We were playing a big derby game and we had three or four players. To win it, you need seven or eight - that's what Newcastle had and we didn't have enough and we got our backsides kicked."

Stats


The 143rd Tyne-wear derby saw us register our 52nd success, while the forces of darkness lag behind on 45, with 46 stalemates. It's now just one defeat for Newcastle in the last dozen meetings home and away.

Newcastle's biggest derby win since a 6-2 SJP thrashing in December 1956, only eclipsed by the 6-1 humiliation at Joker Park in December 1955 and a 6-1 SJP mauling in October 1920.

Kevin
Nolan became only the third Newcastle player ever to register a competitive senior hat trick against the mackems, following from Alex Tait (December 1956) and Peter Beardsley (January 1985).

Tait's took 35 minutes (21, 37, 56), Nolan's 49 minutes (26, 34, 75) and Pedro's 65 minutes (15, 48, 80).

It's Nolan's second treble for the Magpies, following his three goal salvo at Ipswich in September 2009.

Another two goals against the unwashed propelled Shola Ameobi further up the scoring list for derby games and he now sits proudly in
Newcastle's all-time top three with six.*

Jackie Milburn remains out in front on 11 goals (all in the league), while Shola draws level with Albert Shepherd on six* (Shepherd also scored two in the FA Cup so stays clear second counting all goals).

Turning to the all-time league and cup scorers list, Shola's Sunday brace moves him up on to 67 strikes and into 21st spot, equal with Vic Keeble. And just one more goal will put him level with Andy Cole. 

Omitting pre-war scorers, Shola now moves into the top ten as follows:

1.Alan Shearer 206
2.Jackie Milburn 200
3.Len White 153
4.Malcolm Macdonald 121
5.Peter Beardsley 119
6.Bobby Mitchell 113
7.Pop Robson 97
8.George Robledo 91
9.Andy Cole 68
10.Shola Ameobi 67* ( & Vic Keeble 67) 

*
(if you credit him with the second in the 2005/06 3-2 victory).

smb @ SJP since 1980:

2010/11: Won 5-1 Nolan 3, Ameobi 2 (1pen)
2008/09:
Drew 1-1 Ameobi (pen)
2007/08: Won 2-0 Owen 2 (1pen)
2005/06:
 Won 3-2 Ameobi, og(Caldwell)*, Emre
2002/03:
Won 2-0 Bellamy, Shearer
2001/02:
Drew 1-1 Bellamy
2000/01:
Lost 1-2 Speed
1999/00:
Lost 1-2 Dyer
1996/97:
Drew 1-1 Shearer
1992/93:
Won 1-0 Sellars
1991/92:
Won 1-0 Kelly
1989/90:
Lost 0-2 
1989/90: Drew 1-1 McGhee
1984/85: Won 3-1 Beardsley 3 (1pen)
1979/80: Won 3-1 Cartwright, Cassidy, Shoulder

(*some sources give Ameobi this goal)

All Time Tyne-wear stats:
 
  P W D L F A
SJP 66 31 17 18 117 97
SoS/JP 65 19 23 23 88 97
League 131 50 40 41 205 194
SJP(PO) 1 0 0 1 0 2
JP 1 0 1 0 0 0
SJP(FA) 5 1 2 2 5 9
NR/JP* 3 1 1 1 3 2
SJP(LC) 1 0 1 0 2 2
JP 1 0 1 0 2 2
Cup/PO 12 2 6 4 12 17
Tot 143 52 46 45 217 211

* We're including the Newcastle East End FA3QR game at Newcastle Road in 1888.

T
his was the third successive Tyne-wear derby at SJP in which Newcastle have been awarded a penalty. They've all been converted (Owen, Ameobi, Ameobi) and all taken at the Gallowgate End.

A first win in five home league and cup games at SJP, since that 6-0 howking of Aston Villa. If United replicate that run of results, then the visit of Liverpool here in early December should be worth seeing....

Titus Bramble followed became the fourth player - all mackems - to be dismissed in derby games, following in the boot steps of Gary Bennett (SJP, Jan 1985), Howard Gayle (SJP, Jan 1985) and Paul Hardyman (Roker, May 1990)

Newcastle have technically had one dismissal - although it took place days after the derby had ended - when Stephen Carr was retrospectively handed a second booking after the October 2005 meeting @ SJP, the yellow card in question having been shown to Scott Parker during the game. United appealed and Parker's was rescinded in favour of Carr - who was injured anyway. 

It was Bramble's second-ever red card in senior club football (the first coming at SJP in September 2006, while playing for Newcastle against Everton). Shola Ameobi appeared in both games, but had already been subbed when Titus walked the plank four years ago.

2008/09: NUFC after 10 games: 9 points, 15th position (scored 12, conceded 18)
2010/11: NUFC after 10 games: 14 points, 7th position (scored 19, conceded 14)


Waffle


 

 

After troubling the courts and the constabulary in recent weeks with their actions, the behaviour of Newcastle's players managed to cause further problems for the local police on Sunday

No, it wasn't a post-match refuelling session that got out of hand, rather their collective on-field actions during a 20 minute period of the first half that gave Operation Jerrettspass an unforeseen problem - that of mackems clamouring to be allowed to leave SJP rather than witnessing further punishment.

Hat trick hero Kevin Nolan in particular couldn't have done more to drive the mackems single-handedly out of Tyneside if he'd taken the wheel of the lead bus in their fan convoy. And the rest of his players played their part in rubbing Steve Bruce's pink dial in the Gallowgate clarts - only metaphorically, unfortunately.

The cliche of the side that wanted it more was never better illustrated than here, as a side unbeaten in seven matches were ruthlessly and gleefully dismantled. After conceding just four goals away from home in as many matches this season, that tally had been matched with twenty minutes left and such was the abjectness of the mackems' wilting, that thoughts were turning towards a score of monstrous proportions.

In the event it proved to be five and out, with a late lapse giving the visitors a goal that few of their fans saw live and won't care to seek out. However that was quickly forgotten amid the resulting celebrations, as was the midweek misadventure against Arsenal - that loss a small price to pay for this astounding afternoon

No wonder Chris Hughton was beaming - this was the exactly the sort of conviction he'd sought from his squad and repayment for his fielding two genuine strikers and setting about teams at SJP. His opposite number meanwhile had ripped up his plan A before half time and reluctantly paired his forwards - and at a £23m combined fee, that's roughly £23m more than our local pair, who were both simply inspirational.

We can't replay those games against Blackpool, Stoke and Wigan but in the imminent arrival here of Blackburn and Fulham there's an opportunity to further right some of the wrongs of the earlier part of the season. But it's not just the heartening sight of a full side giving their all to keep this club in the top flight that gives rise to hopes that we're collectively learning from our mistakes - at least on the field.

Never mind the look on people's faces, the stats are also starting to bring comfort - not least last week's West Ham win that matched our away victory tally in the whole of 2008/09. Similarly, Michael Owen and Obafemi Martins topped United's Premier League scoring charts two seasons ago with a miserable 8 goals apiece. Kevin Nolan has 7 already this time round - four in a week reward for playing in his proper position.

And the spirit and volume of the crowd was another welcome experience - as well as the harrying of Carroll and Co. a major part of what spooked Bruce's side was the vocal backing evident from all around SJP. That level of support has been routinely lacking since Lord knows when - it's a long time since the place went as collectively barmy as it did when "Pogo if you love the toon" swept round here (the Andy Cole song v Leicester, Howay 5-0 and the Barcelona Tino night perhaps - certainly not last season.)

The dismissal of Bramble added another layer of joy to what was a momentous performance and a fabulous scoreline - thousands waving the lumbering fool off following his premature ejection. And of course the look on the face of the opposition manager was utterly priceless. We'll now admit to a nightmarish vision in recent nights of his smug, self-satisfied gurning visage wobbling out on every TV screen in the region. Urrghhh.

The grand folly of Bruce is now exposed - misleading the mackems into believing he'd created a great team, only to see them serve up the most weak-willed performance possible in the game that really, really matters. We know that, because he spent most of last week waffling on about it - and supplying media-friendly soundbites about poor Chris Hughton etc., He really should leave the blarney to Niall Quinn. 

Hilariously of course, while the clowns down the road will take umbrage against him (and old boy Titus) for those magpie tendencies, those of us here in the civilised world know that deep down Bruce's heart lies at Old Trafford. Where he goes from here we neither know or care, as long as its nowhere near Barrack Road.

For all the gloating that goes on after these occasions, reality does have to intrude at some point (usually when the towels are on the pumps) and those mythical bragging rights don't as yet result in any extra points or European placings. It may be played out before a global audience, this local spat remains a mid-table encounter of limited significance to the rest of the season anywhere else. 

For all his attempts to minimise the ongoing fuss over his future, the body language of Chris Hughton during the game betrayed how important this result was to him - and how satisfying/reassuring to him the demonstrations of vocal support (even a "Hughton Is A Geordie" banner in the Gallowgate End) were. 

At every opportunity afforded to him, he was up and applauding the fans as requested - and although renditions of "walking in a Hughton wonderland" may have provided apparent confirmation that the pubs had been open since dawn, the fervour of the fans was excusable.

After all, this was a result that the combined powers of messrs Harvey, Keegan, Robson etc. never managed to achieve during their tenure here. If Hughton were to leave before we played another match, then his place in our history is assured for positive reasons.

For whatever reason, his face seems to fit in the dressing room and that's no mean feat, given that the main body of those who sealed relegation and early exit for Shearer and Dowie still present in the squad. Almost the only thing that all parties seem to agree on is that a lack of stability cost us our place in this division last time round - even if we can't subscribe to the theory that JFK would have kept us up had he not been forced to step down.

For the owner to then disrupt the equilibrium that seems to now exist would seem to be a strange policy, but to even contemplate bringing in someone else with the same salary and staffing expectations and lack of transfer budgetary demands is surely both a) pointless b) virtually impossible.

Attempting to be clever by not handing Hughton an elongated deal so as to minimise future possible costs only works if his successor is cut from the same cloth - anyone else vaguely credible will demand that big bucks contract just for walking across Old Milburn Reception.

What would of course shaft the current regime is if Hughton followed the example of his former assistant Colin Calderwood and exited from SJP in search of contractual contentment. Newcastle United may be the "biggest" club Chris ever manages, but will his current boss be the best he serves? Highly debatable.

Hughton's current performance and promotion success have made him a commodity and a realistic candidate for the next managerial vacancy to come along in the top two divisions (except maybe Manchester City...).

If he didn't know before, then he's finding out that there is a world beyond SJP, even if it doesn't seem like it on days like these.

Biffa 


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