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2000-01 Match Report 2000-01 - Burnley (a) Pre-season Friendly |
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1 min. The match got underway with
reciprocal booing from both sets of fans, the home fans abusing former
Blackburn striker Kevin Gallacher and the toon lot big-nosed ex-mackem
Kevin Ball. 62 mins. The post-interval torpor
was finally broken by Cort and Cordone getting behind Burnley courtesy of
a Barton punt, only for the ball to strike veteran Mitchell Thomas on what
looked like a hand from behind the goal. However, none of the match
officials agreed...
Ah, the joys of the Nationwide league: 18th Century toilets, what looked like gas lights, a mascot with St.Vitus dance and a PA announcer seemingly reading the team lineups out in Cantonese. A sobering thought to consider that the Gullit era ended with us charging headlong towards the First Division, which would have meant a consequent league fixture commitment at Turf Moor. On a simply dreadful night, both sides struggled to make a meaningless game into an entertaining spectacle, and floodlights were required from the off due to the murkiness enveloping this part of Lancashire. Sporadic rain showers gave way to a deluge shortly after kickoff, which along with the presence of ex-mackem Kevin Ball for Burnley brought back memories of the Gallaowgate derby debacle that finished Rudi off. No sign of Alan Shearer, obviously nursing his troublesome tendons/tonsils. Dyer, Ferguson Solano and Domi were other expected absentees, and the captains armband was picked up by Warren Barton, when Lee or Speed might have had reasonable claims. As for Burnley, they had one or two players missing (including the prolific Andy Payton) but showed little enterprise or ingenuity. More chance of leaving Division One through the rear exit than the playoffs on this display. Their players received Second Division Championship medals before the match, but struggled to produce anything worthy of note thereafter. Local sources reckon that Stan Ternent teams are renowned for being slow starters - for their sakes let's hope so, given that they became the first team ever to lose to the Isle of Man XI in the annual tournament last week. However they did subsequently bounce back and beat Darlo, for whom our old boy Stuart Elliott appeared. PS - Please note painfully trite and obvious references to the Burnley pair of Steve Davis and Paul Weller have been studiously avoided. No doubt the official page would have regaled you with suitably rotten puns, had they actually bothered to write a proper report of this match. Something like "a miscue from Davis" or "Weller having heavy-soled boots" etc. Biffa |
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