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Ticket news:

Gateshead (a) on public sale now

Sacramento (a) SOLD OUT


Familiar faces

Wednesday saw the official start of pre-season training for United - although some of those players involved in post-season international fixtures have had their return date delayed.


Among those pictured in club publicity photos were Vurnon Anita, Rolando Aarons, Remy Cabella, Jack Colback, Siem De Jong, Massadio Haidara, Gabriel Obertan, Ayoze Perez and Emmanuel Riviere.


"New boy" Jamaal Lascelles was also in evidence along with Sylvain Marveaux, who will doubtless be spoken of "like a new signing" by the start of next month.....


With Sammy Ameobi's contractual status unclear, the Magpies have 40 contracted players, 23 of whom appeared for them in the Premier League last season.

Squad arranged by date of contract expiration:

2016 (11):
Mehdi Abeid, Fabricio Coloccini, Rob Elliot, Shane Ferguson, Alex Gilliead, Sylvain Marveaux, Kevin Mbabu, Gabriel Obertan, Steven Taylor, Haris Vuckic, Mike Williamson

2017 (8):
Rolando Aarons*, Vurnon Anita, Gael Bigirimana, Papiss Cisse, Paul Dummett, Yoan Gouffran, Tim Krul, Cheick Tiote

2018 (2): Curtis Good, Massadio Haidara

2019 (1):
Moussa Sissoko

2020 (3): Remy Cabella, Siem De Jong, Daryl Janmaat

Undisclosed (last contract signed date in brackets) (15): Adam Armstrong (2014), Dan Barlaser (2015), Jack Colback (2014), Karl Darlow (2014), Macaulay Gillesphey (2015), Tom Heardman (2015), Olivier Kemen (2014), Jamaal Lascelles (2014), Ayoze Perez (2014), Emmanuel Riviere (2014), Callum Roberts (2015), Lubo Satka (2014), Liam Smith (2015), Jamie Sterry (2015), Freddie Woodman (2014)

*disputed, with some reports claiming 2016.


Heed tickets on sale

United play a warm-up game ahead of their three match tour of the USA when they make the short trip over the Tyne to face Gateshead on Friday July 10th (8pm).


Tickets are on public sale now from NUFC with all four sides of the International Stadium opening. Home supporters will occupy the main (West) Stand with Magpies followers allocated the remainder. Gateshead confirm they'll be selling only to their own fans.


Prices are in line with GFC league fixtures (but there is no discount for NUFC season ticket holders) and are £15 adults, £10 over 60s, £8 students / 16 & 17 year olds and £3 for accompanied U15s.


Purchase online from NUFC, by phone or from the SJP Box Office in the club shop between 10am and 5pm weekdays. Box office open to personal callers only 9am-4pm Sat. 


The venue is a regular haunt for our U21s but this visit will be the first time that Newcastle's senior side have faced the Tynesiders since a 4-0 win in 1995 in front of a record attendance of 11,750.

A strong XI featuring Alan Shearer travelled to Gateshead back in August 2002 under the guidance of reserve team coach Tommy Craig, recording an 8-0 victory. 

Steve McClaren's first game in charge is against ex-Boro colleague Malcolm Crosby, who is now managing the National League Tynesiders. McClaren appointed Crosby as reserve team boss at the Riverside Stadium in 2004.


Cathro: confirmation 

and comments



Ahead of his unveiling as Steve McClaren's assistant this week, Ian Cathro has outlined his reasons for taking on the post during an interview with BBC Sport:

"It's a forward step to a different type of football. Not stronger or weaker, different.

"I wanted a fresh challenge and didn't want to just sit it out over there and wait for the right manager's job to come up.

"To come into British football as a manager with no experience of working with English-speaking players is perhaps not advisable anyway so this makes perfect sense.

"Steve (McClaren) coming in has brought a freshness and enthusiasm to get the club back to where it should be and serve the love that exists for it. I'm convinced that it's a club willing to grow and would be comfortable higher in the league. It's now ready to do that.

Asked about leaving a club competing in the Champions League for one struggling to avoid relegation:

"I'm completely comfortable with it. I'm going to watch Valencia in the Champions League and in La Liga and enjoy them playing in wonderful games in great stadiums.

"But I've no fear of missing out because the intention is to go to that level again. If that was with Newcastle, that would be perfect, but if not I'll certainly be back working abroad in the next five to 10 years."

The 28 year-old Scot who has previously held posts at Dundee United, the SFA, Portuguese side Rio Ave left Spanish club Valencia in May as he considered a solo managerial role (speaking to Rangers about their vacancy) and be nearer to his family on Tayside.


Cathro's arrival ends a quest that saw Steve Round, Bolo Zenden and Phil Neville all reportedly reject approaches to join the Magpies - with Neville now expected to replace Cathro at Valencia.

The name of Paul Simpson continues to circulate as another possible arrival on the Gallowgate staff, with McClaren's former number two now shown at the door by Derby, along with goalkeeping coach Eric Steele and U21 coaching duo Steve Taylor and Lee Glover.


Also surplus to requirements at the Rams is strength and conditioning coach Alessandro Schoenmaker, who also worked for McClaren in both of his spells at FC Twente, Wolfsburg and Nottingham Forest.


Having allowed fitness coach Dave Billows to leave SJP just 12 months after replacing Faye Downey, that's an area that the Magpies need to recruit in, amid more speculation that ex-Magpie fitness/motivational coach Steve Black will be offered an as-yet unspecified role by McClaren.


Come in number 3


The Shields Gazette report that Newcastle's Welsh international defender Paul Dummett is set to land an improved contract replacing his current deal that runs through to 2017. 


The 23 year-old Tynesider is also predicted to trade in his 36 squad number for a more prestigious berth, with the number 3 shirt vacated by Davide Santon on the cards.


Since making his senior bow against Brighton in  January 2013, Dummy has made 51 appearances (41 starts) in all competitions for United, scoring twice.


Strip for Summer


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Rather than offering reductions on their unrivalled range of bathroom equipment though, the Team Valley-based company have teamed up with near neighbours TOFFS aka The Old Fashioned Football Shirt Company.


Their retro clobber range here is an ideal antidote to contemporary designs and perfect for malcontents like us clinging to the belief we play in black and white stripes.


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Which defender whose surname includes the letters that make up grohe was signed from FC Sion by Newcastle United in 1994?

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Here we go again

2015-16 fixture list

The Premier League have announced the dates when live TV selections will be revealed by Sky Sports and BT Sport (see below) with the opening choices already overdue.

Broadcast selection announcement dates:

August/September: on or before June 24th (?)
October/November: July 6th
December: September 17th
January: October 19th
February: November 17th
March: January 5th
April: February 3rd
May: March 23rd

Newcastle's 2015/16 Premier League season will begin at home to Southampton and mirrors last season by also ending at Gallowgate, with Spurs rounding things off.

That opener gives incoming boss Steve McClaren an opportunity to emulate his predecessor Alan Pardew in getting off to a winning start at home, with his side overcoming Liverpool at SJP back in December 2010.

Europa League qualification for the Saints though will result in our opening fixture being rescheduled, Ronald Koeman's side playing the second leg of a Third Round Qualifying tie on Thursday August 6th. 

Similarly, our visit to White Hart Lane on December 12th will be altered as Spurs have a Europa League Group Stage tie on the previous Thursday.

Manchester United's Champions League campaign will begin at the Fourth Qualifying Round stage and our visit there in August comes between that two-legged tie. 

The derby games see us on the road in late October before hosting the unwashed in mid March, while the Premier League have shown mercy on away trekkers by scheduling our longer trips on weekends - although the TV companies may have different ideas....

Our top-flight debut at Bournemouth comes on the first weekend of November, although
the longest road trek we face remains that to Swansea, with the 706 miles to the Liberty and back 12 miles longer than to the Cherries.

Our final scheduled league visit to West Ham's Boleyn Ground before they relocate to the Olympic Stadium comes during September, while United's Boxing Day fixture is at home for only the third time in 14 seasons.

And the final trip of the season sees Newcastle heading for Aston Villa - hopefully in happier circumstances than that fateful visit to Villa Park in May 2009.... 


Old boys:
Ex Mags relocate


Close season moves include:


Demba Ba ( Shanghai Shenhua)

Mark Bertram (Whitley Bay)

Sylvain Distin (Bournemouth)

JJ Hooper (Inverness Caledonian Thistle - trial)

James Marwood (Gateshead)

James Milner (Liverpool)

Remie Streete (Port Vale)
Ben Tozer (Yeovil Town)

Marc Walton (Bedlington Terriers) 


Milk Cup draw made


Newcastle's Academy youngsters will compete in the annual Northern Ireland Milk Cup tournament for the fourth successive year and have now learnt their three group stage opponents.


Contesting the U17 Premier Section, United will face Higashi Fukuoka (Japan), Tyrone (Northern Ireland) and Right to Dream (Ghana) with venues and dates tbc.

The tournament opening ceremony is in Coleraine on Sunday July 26th and games begin the following day, running through to the finals on Friday 31st.


One man went to row 



Just before all that round ball nonsense begins again, local playwright Ed Waugh's tale of Victorian sporting excellence is to be performed across the region. 

As Ed explains: "This is a brilliant story of a true working class hero.

"Harry Clasper was raised in Jarrow and later, as a Durham miner in Hetton le Hole, was involved in the Great Strike of 1831, before becoming a professional rower.

"Set against the background of the industrial revolution and the development of great cities like Newcastle, Harry's is a story of the underdog fighting against all the odds to become a world champion.

"The region can proudly boast sporting greats and world champions like Brendan Foster, Alan Shearer, Jackie Milburn, Steve Cram and Glenn McCrory but Harry Clasper was arguably the greatest of them all.

"Sadly being a working class athlete in the Victorian era, his story was never documented. This is a small contribution to once again celebrating the achievement of a Geordie sporting hero."

Tickets for each performance are just £10 and you can see it at South Shields Marine Trust Boathouse (June 29th, 30th, July 1st), North Shields Low Light (July 4th, 5th), Newcastle Discovery Museum (July 7th, 8th, 9th) and Jarrow Bede's World (July 10th, 11th).  

(Performances at Durham Gala Theatre are sold out)

Magpies in the pink


This is United's 2015/16 third shirt, first sighted on kit provider Puma's USA website and billed as a "Newcastle Cup replica jersey". 

The full colour ensemble is officially "peacoat, bright plasma* and white" which is identical to the Puma evoPOWER 1.2 football boot unveiled in January. 


*pink to you and me.



Having played eight games in preparation for each of the last three seasons, Newcastle have confirmed that their warm-up this time round consists of seven fixtures - two on Tyneside, two in Yorkshire and three in the USA.

Fri 10.07.2015 Gateshead (a) 8pm
Tickets on sale now - all ticket match.

Tue 14.07.2015 Club Atlas (Mexico) (n) 8pm

This game will be staged at Miller Park in Milwaukee, home to Major League Baseball side Milwaukee Brewers. 

This has a grass pitch, although that part of it will be temporary turf due to the shape of a baseball field.

The same venue hosted a game between Swansea City and Mexican side Chivas in 2014. That ended in a 1-1 draw watched by a crowd of 31,237 - around 10,000 below capacity for MLB matches.

Toon Army America suggest NUFC fans buy in section 234 (235 now sold out) which are not currently available to book online. To buy in this area, contact Kelvin at the Brewers on 414.902.4658. $25 plus booking fees. 

Miller Park seating plan


Buy tickets online here (not section 234)

Sat 18.07.2015 Sacramento Republic (a) 8pm

The Magpies move on to Bonney Field Stadium in the Californian city of Sacramento. Opened in 2014, the purpose-built soccer ground has an 11,000 capacity and a grass pitch.

Earlier in the week, the same venue will host two games involving the mackems - Sacramentro facing the red and whites
on Tuesday July 14th and Dick dastard and his boys taking on Mexican side Pachuca on Friday 17th.

This game is now a sell out


Bonney Field seating plan

Tue 21.07.2015 Portland Timbers 2 (a) 7.30pm


United's tour concludes in the Oregon city of Portland at Providence Park. This 20,000 seat venue was rebuilt in time for the Timbers to make their MLS debut in 2011 and has an artificial pitch, laid with the field turf product.

Portland Timbers do compete in the MLS, but despite claims to the contrary, Newcastle will face their B team.

Our visit comes between MLS games on July 18th and 25th and Portland have indicated that they will draft some senior players in to what is otherwise an U23 side.

We've received the following clarification of ticketing arrangements and pricing policy from Timbers:

This match is priced like a standard MLS match and is a part of the Timbers season ticket package so 15,000+ seats are will be occupied by season ticket holders.

The remaining 5,000 seats are on sale across the stadium from $18 (plus booking fees) but there are very few at that entry level price. 

Sections 122 and 223 are for NUFC fans and the usual booking fees will be waived for seats bought here. That makes tickets a flat rate of $37 (223) & $46 (122). 

Order tickets online here (promo code: MAGPIES)

Tickets are sold and emailed as PDFs to be printed at home - online registration required to purchase.

Providence Park seating plan

Providence Park virtual seat viewer

Contact Pat Rice at 503.553.5442 or

Sun 26.07.2015 Sheffield United (a) 1pm
A second Steel City outing in as many seasons, but after visiting Wednesday in July 2014, Newcastle will take on rivals United this time for Chris Morgan's Testimonial.

Our last visit to Bramall Lane came in the Championship "gap year", when a 1-0 win was recorded in November 2009 thanks to an own goal from.....Chris Morgan.

Now 37, Morgan is on the Blades backroom staff after playing his last senior game in 2010, coinciding with the arrival of John Carver as a coach - a connection that reportedly resulted in our agreeing to play this game.

Ticket sale details for NUFC fans awaited.

Wed 29.07.2015
York City (a) 7.45pm
Although United we've visited Bootham Crescent for various reserve games in recent years, this will be the first time that the League Two Minstermen have faced the Magpies since a kickabout back in August 1992.

Ticket prices will be £12 adults, £6 concessions. Ticket sale details for NUFC fans awaited.

NB: the mackems are playing a friendly at Doncaster Rovers on the same night as we visit York, which should make for an "interesting" evening on the trains.

Sat 01.08.2015
Borussia Mönchengladbach (h) 3pm
A week before the season starts, United play their sole home pre-season game and will doubtless give the latest NUFC members kit its first - and last - airing.

Although we came up against Schalke 04 last August in Germany, this game will be the first time that Bundesliga opposition have visited Tyneside since Bayern Munich played out a 2-2 draw back in August 2003. 

Our most recent dealings with Gladbach came last season when we took Luuk De Jong on loan. He's since moved on to PSV Eindhoven and rediscovered his goal touch.

Gladbach coach Lucien Favre was previously in charge of Hertha Berlin and led them to a 1-0 win over United in August 2008 during a tournament staged in Majorca. 

A third-place finish in last season's Bundesliga means that our visitors have qualified for the Group Stages of the Champions League and won't begin that until September.

Domestically, Gladbach will be a week behind us in terms of preparation, with their league season not kicking off until the weekend of August 15th.

Ticket sale details for NUFC fans awaited.

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Fixtures, Tickets etc.
Season 2015/16

The ticket office is on the first floor of the SJP club shop, under the Gallowgate End towards the Strawberry.

Paid-for matchday ticket collections take place from the windows at the back of the Gallowgate End Stand, above NINE Bar.

Matchday ticket sales are from the Box Office in the Milburn Stand, just up the slope from the Sir Bobby Robson Statue.

SJP Box Office phone: 0844 372 1892*
(Open for away ticket sales and enquiries during the above Box Office hours).

* 0044 870 444 1892 from overseas


2015/16 season tickets are now on public sale, with availability in all areas of SJP.

Online Box Office is available here

SJP seating plan is here

On the opening day of ticket sales, they officially commence at 10am - with any points reduction for away tickets becoming effective at the same time.

Away tickets are sold only to season ticket holders and members. All ST holders are also automatically members (a non-negotiable fee is added annually by NUFC to each ST).

A £1 administration fee per ticket applies to away sales in all competitions, with no upper limit. In addition, non-NUFC members pay the same fee on home ticket sales.

NUFC's members only away ticket policy is still in force, with only NUFC ST holders and members able to purchase tickets. 

Coming to Tyneside - or getting away?




Newcastle City guide, maps etc


Tue 07.07.2015 U18s v Corby Town (h) 
@ Little Benton, 6.30pm. Friendly.

Fri 10.07.2015 Gateshead (a) @ International Stadium, 8pm. Friendly. 
Public sale from NUFC now for North, South, East Stands. £
15 adults, £10 over 60s, £8 students / 16 & 17 year olds and £3 for accompanied U15s.

Sun 12.07.2015 to Sat 18.07.2015 U18s (n) Gothia Cup, Sweden (NUFC group includes IFK Göteborg (Swe) IF Brommapojkarna (Swe), ACBB Paris (Fra)

Tue 14.07.2015 Club Atlas (Mexico) (n) @ Miller Park, Milwaukee, 8pm local time (2am Wed 15.07 BST) Friendly. Public ticket sale now from host venue.

Sat 18.07.2015 Sacramento Republic FC (USA) (a) @ Bonney Field, Sacramento, 8pm local time (4am Sun 19.07 BST). Friendly. SOLD OUT.

Tue 21.07.2015 U21s v Whitley Bay (h) 
@ Darsley Park tbc, 6.30pm. Friendly.

Tue 21.07.2015 Portland Timbers 2 (USA) (a) @ Providence Park, Portland, 7.30pm local time (3.30am Wed 22.07 BST). Friendly. Public ticket sale now from home club.

Sun 26.07.2015 Sheffield United (a) @ Bramall Lane, 1pm. Friendly. Ticket details tbc.

Sun 26.07.2015 to Fri 31.07.2015  U18s v various teams (n) Northern Ireland Milk Cup.

Wed 29.07.2015 York City (a) @ Bootham Crescent, 7.45pm, Friendly. Ticket details tbc.

Sat 01.08.2015
Borussia Mönchengladbach (h) @ SJP, 3pm. Friendly. 
Ticket details tbc.

Sat 08.08.2015
Southampton (h) @ SJP, Premier League. 
Ticket details tbc. 
NB: Europa League participation for Southampton will see this game rescheduled to Sun 09.08.2015 tbc.

There's no metro service between South Gosforth and Airport all day on Sat 08.08 and Sun 09.08. Replacement buses will run calling at all affected stations.

NUFC confirm that new season ticket cards will be issued ahead of next season.

Tue 01.09.2015
Transfer window closes @ 6pm.

Capital One Cup Round dates:

w/c 24.08.2015
3rd: w/c 21.09.2015
4th: w/c 26.10.2015
5th: w/c 30.11.2015
w/c 04.01.2016
w/c 25.01.2016
Sun 28.02.2016

FA Cup Round dates:

w/e of 09.01.2016
w/e of 30.01.2016
w/e of 20.02.2016
w/e of 12.03.2016
Sat 23.04.2016 / Sun 24.04.2016
Sat 21.05.2016

Altoonative Travel is the public face of the Newcastle United Travel Plan, aimed to help fans attend games using the most efficient and sustainable methods available.

Costing £20*, a Magpie Mover allows free travel on public transport in Tyne and wear for three hours before and three hours after each NUFC first team home game.

(Even without any home cup ties, getting to and from 19 Premier League home games by public transport would cost over £87 buying an all zones Day Saver Ticket).

Buy Magpie Movers online here

Applications made by July 31st will be posted in time for Southampton (h).

* Postal sales are available for £21. print form here

Confirmed NUFC UK live TV coverage:

NUFC Live on Sky Sports:
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Fri 03.07.2015 Rob Lee
Wallsend Labour Club, Camberley Road, 
NE28 0PN. £15 via Rob on 07538 291227

Rugby Union:

World Cup @ SJP:

The 20 team event runs from 18.09.2015 to 31.10.2015 with three games at SJP:

Sat 03.10.2015 South Africa v Scotland
Fri 09.10.2015 New Zealand v Tonga
Sat 10.10.2015 Samoa v Scotland

Mark Allison aka Run Geordie Run will embark on his latest and longest charity quest - from Lisbon to Istanbul - in 2016.

Raising funds for The Children's Foundation and the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, Mark plans to complete the 3,580 miles in 100 days via Portugal, Spain, Andorra, France, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, Austria, Croatia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Greece & Turkey.

Mark is also planning further runs in 2018, 2020, 2022 and 2024 - by which time he hopes to have completed the remaining 13,642 miles of his 20K mile global lap.


International Magpies
National Service
2015/16 match dates:
Thu-Tue 03-08.09.2015
Thu-Tue 08-13.10.2015
Thu-Tue 12-17.11.2015 (playoff 1 & 2)
Coxy's Cockup Corner
Whoops, He did it Again...

What's this all about then? Click here  
for a rambling explanation of sorts....

On This Day in History
1st July

Born Or Died:

1916 Death of Tommy Goodwill, 20.

Another victim of the First World War, Tommy served with the Northumberland Fusiliers and was killed during the battle for the Somme.

His name appears on the war memorial at Thiepval in France.

1940 George Heslop born, Wallsend.

Centre half signed from local side Dudley Welfare who made his senior Magpies debut in an 8-2 home win over Everton in 1959. 

In and out of the Magpies side, relegation in 1961 saw him a regular choice in the early part of the season back in Division Two, unfortunately putting through his own goal in a 2-1 home defeat by Liverpool.  

Losing his place, Heslop returned to the top flight when agreeing to sign for Everton, failed to break into the first XI at Goodison and played just ten games in four years.

Moving on to Manchester City in 1965, George won a Second Division Championship medal in his first season at Maine Road.

A key member of the side that captured the First Division title thanks to an epic 4-3 win at SJP in 1968, Heslop also collected League Cup and European Cup Winners Cup medals in a City career that ended in late 1971.

Moving to South African side Capetown City on loan, he returned to England within months, playing for Bury and Macclesfield.

Managing Northwich Victoria for a spell, George then entered the licensed trade with bars in the Manchester area. He later became a social worker and passed away shortly after his retirement, in 2006.


1976 Patrick Stephan Kluivert born, Amsterdam, Netherlands.

Playing for his hometown club Ajax from the age of seven, Kluivert scored on his senior team debut in 1994, capping a first season with the winner in the Champions League final against AC Milan.

By 1997 he was a Milan player, but within a year had joined Barcelona and shown good form for the Netherlands in both the 1998 World Cup and Euro 2000 tournaments - sandwiched by a Spanish league title win.

By 2004 though he was a free agent following his release from Barcelona making his 79th and final international appearance against Shay Given's Republic of Ireland side in a friendly.

Within two months he was a club colleague of Given at United, having sat unused on the bench for the Dutch at Euro 2004. 

Kluivert had been feted when playing and scoring for Barcelona at SJP in a pre-season game back in 2002, also finding the net both home and away against Newcastle in the Champions League that season. 

Chairman Freddy Shepherd later revealed that he'd tried to sign Kluivert at that time and saw him as Shearer's Toon successor.

Lacking fitness, a first competitive outing for Kluivert saw him manage the last three minutes of a 2-2 draw at the smoggies, with his first goal coming in the 4-2 defeat at Villa that ended Sir Bobby Robson's reign.

Scoring both goals in a home win over Israeli side Hapoel Bnei Sakhnin then got him off to a good start with new boss Graeme Souness and he then netted against West Brom in the next game, playing alongside Shearer.

After scoring twice in the return game against Sakhnin (after earlier losing a £4K diamond earring on the pitch in training), Souness tellingly commented:  

"The only doubt about Patrick is his desire. He's a world-class player in anybody's book. If Patrick wants it, Patrick will get it because he's got that much class, athleticism and ability that it can only be his state of mind which will prevent him from becoming the best striker in the world in the next four years."

Those doubts were justified as within six months the striker left SJP, having started just 14 league games. Groin problems saw him miss games and training, but didn't seem to affect his off- field "activities".

Highpoints were goals that beat Chelsea and Spurs in the FA Cup, but those were isolated highs for the mostly non-flying Dutchman, who didn't need to tell Toon fans they "never saw the best of him".  

United passed on their option for a further two seasons of flabby Paddy - a decision greeted with a sigh of relief by most locals, save for those with a commercial interest in the fleshpots of Jesmond.....

After equally underwhelming stints with Valencia and PSV Eindhoven, Paddy then had a mostly non-playing part at Lille before opting to retire in 2008 having failed to find a new club (save for his own Carpe Diem establishment in Barcelona).

Coaching roles then followed at both AZ Alkmaar and FC Twente, sandwiched by a short-term posting at Brisbane Roar.

Appointed by Dutch national team manager Luis van Gaal as a coach, he could be spotted filling the screen during Holland's 2014 World Cup campaign but failed to follow him to Old Trafford as predicted.

Kluivert also took on an UEFA Ambassadorial role for a time, before unexpectedly being named as the Curacao national team coach in March 2015 - attempting to guide the tiny Caribbean island where his mother was born to World Cup qualification.

Paddy was certainly a good club man....if you're talking about the nocturnal variety with bars, rather than the sporting type. As a Newcastle player though, he was one of the biggest let-downs of the modern era.



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1975 United midfielder Tommy Gibb departed on a free transfer to Joker Park, where he spent two unhappy years before defecting to Hartlepool United.

1997 In a controversial move, defender Robbie Elliott was sold to Bolton Wanderers for £2.5m by Kenny Dalglish - who had lined up Alessandro Pistone from Inter Milan.

Elliott had been instrumental in United's qualification for the Champions League and was reportedly in tears when told of the club's decision to offload him. 

Four years later, almost to the day, he was to return to SJP from the Reebok Stadium on a free transfer.

2002 A Premier League tribunal found in favour of Newcastle United and ruled out a move to West Ham for Olivier Bernard. 

Credit was due to Magpies Chairman Freddy Shepherd for sticking to his guns and not allowing West Ham or Bernard's agent to engineer an unscrupulous bit of business.

OB had uttered these untimely words before the deal was done and was subsequently forced into a climbdown:

"I was disappointed at my lack of first-team opportunities at Newcastle and that is why I turned down their offer of a new contract.

"Whatever happens, I do not want to play for Newcastle United and would find it very difficult to go back.

"I am really looking forward to playing for the Hammers and I am confident of doing a good job for them."

And the West Ham boss at the time who was forced to deny accusations of
an illegal approach? Glenn Roeder.

2003 Free agent Lee Bowyer put pen to paper on a four-year deal at SJ
P, having passed a medical the previous evening.

2004 Transfer whispers for once proved correct, as midfield duo Nicky Butt and James Milner were linked with moves to Tyneside from Manchester United and Leeds United respectively. 

2005 Having only managed to add Scott Parker to his squad in the close season, Toon boss Graeme Souness confirmed that an approach to sign Manchester United's Alan Smith had been unsuccessful.

2006 Norwegians Lillestrom seemed certain to be Newcastle's Third Round opponents in the Intertoto Cup after they took a 4-1 first leg lead over Icelandics IBK Keflavik.

2007 Cameroon international Geremi was on Tyneside once more as speculation increased over a transfer from Chelsea to United.

2008 Day two of Joey Barton's trial for the assault on former Manchester City team mate Ousmane Dabo ended with the Newcastle  midfielder handed a four month custodial sentence, suspended for two years.

Barton was also ordered to carry out 200 hours community service and pay Dabo £3,000 compensation.

2011 Following the expiration of his contract with RC Lens, United officially confirmed the signing of French midfielder Mehdi Abeid, who penned a five-year deal.

2013 Utility player James Perch left United to join Championship side Wigan Athletic in a deal reportedly worth £700K.

The 27 year-old was moving into the final 12 months of his three year contract and failed to cement a permanent place in the starting XI despite some committed displays that led to fans dubbing him "Perchinio."

2014 United confirmed
a third close season arrival, signing Ajax captain Siem De Jong on a six year deal after previously capturing both Jack Colback and Ayoze Perez.

The 25 year-old Dutch international midfielder arrived for an undisclosed fee with 12 months of his deal at the Amsterdam club remaining - just weeks after his younger brother Luuk had exited after his dreadful loan period at the Magpies ended with no goals in 12 games.